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B2B SHOPPING · LIVE SIMULATOR

Most B2B Shopping accounts overpay 100x on junk clicks.

It's structural, not a bidding problem. Five common settings break the fix and reports won't tell you which one. Toggle the simulator. See your account in the gap between two ledgers. Take the PDF to your boss.

Watch the 3-minute explainer
SEARCH TERMS ENTERING THE AUCTIONcheap stickers · ul listed · brady m611 · dymo · panel marker · bmp61 cartridge …HHIGH · $0.05 · junk catchernegatives: brand list · quality listMMEDIUM · $0.85 · quality termsnegatives: brand listLLOW · $2.50 · brand + competitornegatives: (none)
flip between modes — same query stream, two universes
junk · cheap stickers
quality · ul listed labels
brand · brady m611
competitor · dymo
1.00×
HIGH PRIORITY · $0.05
$0.00
junk catcher
MEDIUM · $0.85
$0.00
quality terms
LOW · $2.50
$0.00
brand + competitor
LEAK OVERAGE
$0.00
paid above the right tier's bid
LIVE LEDGER
Same junk. Two ledgers.
0 junk clicks priced both ways · 4% baseline neg-list leak modeled
NO FUNNEL · 1 campaign @ $5.00
$0.00
WITH FUNNEL · actual cost
$0.00
Give it a few seconds. The green bar is your funnel. The red bar is most accounts.
$0.00SAVED · LIVE

FIVE WAYS THIS BREAKSclick any card. watch the cost stack up live.

HIGH · BUDGET OUT
HIGH dies at 11am
  • Junk catcher offline rest of day
  • Junk clicks jump $0.05 → $0.85
  • Backup HIGH-B at $0.01 fixes it
MEDIUM · BUDGET OUT
MEDIUM caps mid-day
  • Quality terms tumble to LOW at $2.50
  • 3x overpay on category research
  • Increase budget or run a backup
MOBILE · MISMATCH
HIGH excludes mobile, others don't
  • Phone users bypass HIGH entirely
  • Mobile junk lands in MEDIUM at full bid
  • Mirror device adjustments across all 3
SCHEDULE · MISMATCH
HIGH paused 7pm–7am, MEDIUM 24/7
  • Off-hours junk skips dark HIGH
  • Routes to MEDIUM at $0.85 till morning
  • Same dayparting on all 3 tiers
PRODUCTS · MISMATCH
HIGH has 80 SKUs, MEDIUM has 100
  • Missing 20 SKUs can't match HIGH
  • Their queries serve in MEDIUM at full bid
  • Identical product sets + inventory filters
FIX · BACKUP CAMPAIGN
Duplicate HIGH at $0.01
  • Same negatives, same products
  • Catches junk when primary runs out
  • Cheap insurance against the #1 break
FUNNEL · CLEAN
Junk in HIGH at $0.05. Quality in MEDIUM. Brand in LOW. Toggle anything below to see what breaks.
FREE · 2-PAGE PDF

Send this to your director.

Funnel diagram. Savings math. Five break scenarios. The exact campaign-structure recommendation. On 2 pages a director will actually read.

No list. One email. Single attachment. Unsubscribe link inside.

PROOF · ONE QUERY

"heat shrink label printer" — Brady owns the SERP.

6 Sponsored Products. Top of Sponsored Result. Zero competitor presence. This is what a working funnel buys you on a brand-adjacent query.

SCREENSHOT PLACEHOLDERDrop your SERP screenshot at /heat-shrink-serp.png in /public to swap this out.
Now break it. Five ways. One of them is happening in your account today.
  • HIGH hits its daily cap at 11am
  • Feed adds 4 SKUs to MEDIUM and skips HIGH
  • Someone sets mobile −100% in HIGH only
  • Dayparting on HIGH not mirrored in MEDIUM/LOW
  • A teammate adds a campaign-level neg by hand
Reports won't flag any of these. The funnel quietly stops being a funnel. You find out at quarterly review.
THE FIX · ADS SCRIPT
$99FOUNDER'S PRICE · FIRST 100 BUYERS
A 90-second drop-in that watches all five.

Google Ads script. Runs hourly inside your account. Emails you the second a tier drifts from spec.

  • Five checks: budget, schedule, device, product set, neg drift
  • Drop into Tools → Bulk Actions → Scripts
  • Email alerts on first failure
  • Source code commented + 12 months of updates
  • PDF setup guide included
$25one-time · lifetime updates
PayPay
card · paypal · ach also accepted at checkout
Refund if it doesn't pay for itself in week one
3 LISTS · 1 JOB EACH

Stop adding negatives at the campaign level.

SHARED LISTS · EDIT ONCE · APPLIES EVERYWHERE
  • UNIVERSAL JUNK
    APPLY TO
    HIGH + MEDIUM + LOW
    JOB
    Block terms you'd never bid on at any price
    EXAMPLES
    free diy amazon login torrent
  • PROMOTE-TO-MEDIUM
    APPLY TO
    HIGH only
    JOB
    Route quality terms down to MEDIUM
    EXAMPLES
    ul listed nfpa thermal transfer
  • PROMOTE-TO-LOW
    APPLY TO
    HIGH + MEDIUM
    JOB
    Route brand + competitor terms down to LOW
    EXAMPLES
    brady bradyid mecco dymo
Edit one list. Every campaign using it updates. No drift. No "did I add this to MEDIUM too?"
FAQ

Four questions everyone asks first.

How does this work with audiences?

Audiences and query routing are separate dimensions. They don't fight each other.

  • Overlay pattern. Add audience bid adjustments to all 3 tiers (+20% converters, −15% cold). Funnel logic untouched.
  • Parallel pattern. Clone the 3-tier funnel as RLSA-only. Run it next to your prospecting funnel. Each tuned for its own traffic.

Funnel cares about what was searched. Audiences care about who searched. Layer freely.

How do you scale across 10,000+ products?

Same architecture. More plumbing.

  • – Inventory filters per tier (forced parity)
  • – Custom labels for margin / velocity splits
  • – Supplemental feeds to lock product sets together
  • – Pivot-table audits for feed-vs-tier drift

The free Custom-label coverage planner walks through the schema. The Feed Pulse extension audits feed health so the routing stays clean.

Why doesn't everyone do this?

Priority levels were originally built to prioritize products, not queries:

  • – Best-sellers in HIGH
  • – Mid-tier in MEDIUM
  • – Long-tail clearance in LOW

Most accounts still use them that way. Google's docs read like that's the only way.

We flip it: same products in every tier. Priority + negatives route queries by intent, not products by importance.

"Highest priority carries the lowest bid" violates the naming convention. That's why 9 of 10 accounts miss it.

How do you maintain this over time?

You can't, by hand. The funnel breaks the moment one of these happens:

  • – Teammate adds a campaign-level neg by mistake
  • – Feed update drops a SKU out of one tier
  • – Budget caps mid-day
  • – Device adjustment changes in HIGH and not MEDIUM/LOW

Reports won't flag any of it. Jump to the script ↑ for the hourly drift watcher.

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